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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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plug:

when bae mad at u

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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